Finning

Finning is the act of inserting one's nose into the female genitalia and inhaling deeply, resulting in the snorting of the vaginal fluid with the end result of gargling and swallowing.

"Yeah so how did it go last night?"

"Oh it was great i ended up finning her"

"HOLYFAOIFANFDFJAF"

by Captain Gillez February 19, 2009

funting

the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.

Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!

by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014

Funting

1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.

2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)

MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.

WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

by Materialism March 5, 2011

Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011

fanning

becoming a fan of a page on facebook

I got caught up in fanning so many funny facebook pages that I have more of them than I do facebook friends.

by Hip Mama March 12, 2010

fanning

cheering for the team that is sure to lose to stand apart from the majority.

hey Todd....who you cheering for the in Stanley Cup finals? "Boston" says Todd. Surely you're just fanning dude...everyone knows the Canucks will take it!

by samir rimas November 22, 2011