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Cold War Fuck Face Off 

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

fuckety fuck face fucker 

A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!

FF (fuck face)

fuck face is the full word but it is FF for short. this definitely is very helpful in multiple situations when someone is being weird and you really just need a great adjective.
bobby: you smell like shit

jamal: ok fuck face

Tyler: what the hell is up mike? big M, mikester, mikey, M drizzle. woah don’t through those hands at me. ok bet let’s fight.

mike: bet

tyler: ok let’s go rn on sight

mike: * throws punch* and easily kicks tyler’s ass

tyler: *crying*

mike: that’s what you get FF (fuck face)
FF (fuck face) by elle putzke April 14, 2021

What the fuck face (WTFF) 

A facial expression that expresses confusion, disbelief, digust, or exasperation
When I showed Grandma my new tattoo, she gave me the "what the fuck face (WTFF)"

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face 

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!
Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT