Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.

I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.

by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025

funationship

Where two people are involved but only for the most pleasant parts of a dating relationship. The fun things in life are shared and make a shared experience and memory. The drudgery.. we leave to others.

This can be going to Coachella, EDC, Bass Canyon or even the museum. Fun only and no responsibilities, they are taken care of by others.

I met Daddy 3 days ago and he insists on a funationship, leaving work to others… he’s talking about Disneyland and HARD Summer❣️

by Limitless1 November 2, 2025

Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019