Fubber

n. A word that refers to pizazz which accompanies any of many awesome things, including:
- michael flarety's jazz hands
- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
- Kelly's interpretive dance to GirlTalk
- etc.

There is an excessive amount of fubber in Michael Flarety's Jazz hands

by spacecase5342 November 3, 2009

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

Fubbie

The act of being both fat and chubby simultaneously

Plural: Fubbies

Other Forms of Usage: Fubbiest, Fubbier, Lil Fub, Fubs, Fubbing

That cat is the fubbiest thing I'd ever seen

by Miarika April 22, 2015

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

fumblearn

Learning by trial by fumbling your way through life

We will fumblearn how to do this as a team

by tehkayd June 29, 2017