Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)

You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them

Crispy fries by Destructaur September 30, 2016

McDonald fries 

Noun.
McDonalds Fries are potato strips that have been deep fried and have a flavor thats simply to die for.

Adjective.
Describing a food item in an equivalent way as to describe something as "awesome sauce"

(noun ex.) Person: want fries?
Me: Nah fuck that, unless they're McDonald fries.

(Adj. ex.) Me: Man, this steak is McD fries

McDonald fries by MiloIsDope May 17, 2017

Cheesus Fries and Crust 

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

Cheesus Fries and Crust by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

hold my fries 

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

hold my fries by Mxwldm January 10, 2019

man fries

Pronunciation: mahn-frahyz

Noun- an alteration of the classic fried potato dish, used to suggest man-on-man oral sex. Akin to tossing the salad.

Also, a common Irish surname.

Seacrest looooves him sum man fries!

Richard Simmons eats healthy, but he sure does have a weakness for man fries!

I loove me sum special sauce on my man fries!

man fries by DJ Ghost Coast June 22, 2009

Carne Asada Fries 

A food dish native to San Diego,CA. It is believed that the carne asada fries were born in a small taco shop in the south bay, by mere accident after a fry cook accidentaly spilled some french fries on a bowl of chopped carne asada. The cook then decided to pour cheese,guacamole and sour cream on top of the mixture.

Although it is believed by most whites and asians that the carne asada fries are authentic mexican food, they are not, however, even mexicans love them.

guy 1: hey what are you in the mood to eat?

guy 2: hmmm im in the mood for mexican food

guy 1: well we could go get some carne asada fries at Armando's

guy 2: that's not mexican food, but ok.

Carne Asada Fries by Southbaydude April 24, 2009

No fries left behind 

NO FRIES LEFT is when you have an order of fries and you eat the ones that have fallen out of it's cup.

Dude, don't leave those fries at the bottom of the bag behind! Remember, "No fries left behind"

No fries left behind by LouieG2OO7 June 12, 2009