foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

by The_Emu August 2, 2017

Foster The People

US's finest.
The band that makes us Europeans realize that Americans have a good taste.

A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...

by Altix December 6, 2011

foster family

A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.

"My foster family took me out with them to do something as a family."

by Kathug1738 September 17, 2016

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008

Luke Foster

Been friend zoned by every single girl. Broke his back at school. Plays soccer. Luke Foster drinks a box and doesn't get drunk. Vodka Cruisers.

Luke Foster
Gay Luke
Gay Luke Foster

by 1inch Dick June 27, 2019

Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017