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Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.
"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"
by meletonian April 13, 2024
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fossil brained

“your so fossil brained
by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022
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Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.
by Angiece June 23, 2020
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meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023
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