Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.

"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"

by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018

Fast forward

To overdose on drugs and go into a coma, essentially fast forwarding time

My friend is about to fast forward. He took too much nyquil.

by Crystalization November 5, 2018

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021

Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab

man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

1 step forwards, 3 steps back

1. A very bad situation
2. The song by Olivia Rodrigo

1. Dude that situation was 1 step forwards, 3 steps back
2. Have you heard the song "1 step forwards, 3 steps back"?

by Le bisexual pyrokinetic May 31, 2021

forward

Excessively interested in the opposite sex. Particularly when referring to females; Boy Crazy, Slutty.

Mom: "You've been hanging out with Coren a lot these days"

Ted: "so... do you have a problem with her?"

Mom: "Well i don't know... she seems well... a little forward."

by Seth Pierce May 22, 2005

blumpkin forearm shiver

When the person who just received a blumpkin puts their arm elbow deep in the toilet and then closelines the person who just gave them the blumpkin.

Ben was enraged that Kristie used her teeth when he climaxed on the can so he immediatly gave her a blumpkin forearm shiver to let her know who's boss.

by C Floods July 7, 2006