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football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.
by Pharr August 26, 2017
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footballistically

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
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burger king foot lettuce

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.
by HanSolosPies February 10, 2018
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Footballin

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
by BMJimmer August 12, 2012
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maccas foopy

the ball that McDonalds gave out in the early 2000s. it was perfected by bruce Doull and Daniel Gorringe
hey, dad, can we go out to the park and have a kick of the Maccas foopy
by Loig choik hahaha August 29, 2019
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Footclart

The abstract definition of a Swedish dish is often utilized by twitch streamers.
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Chat: Say footclart
Streamer: What is a footclart?
Chat: Clipped.
by DJSpecky March 19, 2022
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monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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