Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

fonding over my sole-mate

when louis tomlinson looks and harry styles and vice versa.

from louis’ perspective- (i was caught fonding over my sole-mate harry styles one again on telly vision)

by justanaveragelarryshipperhere July 30, 2020

Finking

A beautiful combination of fishing and drinking, one should and usually does imply the other.

Quantity of drinks is usually balanced on a 1:1 ratio, i.e. 1 beer for each fish caught.

Old mate 1: Whats going on this weekend digger?
Old mate 2: Just a bit of Finking I think.
Old mate 1: Finking?
Old mate 2: Fishing and Drinking,one tinnie for each fish caught, hooked one last time at 8:30am, missed my kid's footy game that afternoon.
Old mate 1: He'll live, hard to believe your wife left you though, doesnt she appreciate a good Finking session?
Old mate 2: Evidently not.

by Old mated March 22, 2009

Funking

1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.

1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.

by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013

fonting

When taking notes digitally (on a tablet or computer, duh!), one becomes excessively focused on fiddling with the font or perfecting the page layout, almost always resulting in a lack of attention to the actual content of the subject being studied. Fonting produces visually appealing class notes but a lack of real comprehension of those notes.

Are you sure your fonting is not coming at the expense of your comprehension?

The less you font, the more you focus;

Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;

The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)

by natanzel February 11, 2015

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017