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fluffin the muffin

When you walk by somebody with a big juicy butt and squeeze their butt cheeks together.
Susie Q likes to fluff Charles's muffin when she walks by him.
by RatchetBoo April 30, 2003
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Fluffing

The act of pulling ones pants down over an innocent friends (obviouly not innocent) pillow, squovvering A.K.A. squating and/or hovering approximately one inch away and farts upon it (be sure not to Shart as in this will ruin the joke.). Thus, over the night whilst he/she rests obtains Pink Eye. Which is funny in all actuality.
Friend01: "Dude, guess what I did with Tom's pillow!"
Friend02: "What?"
Friend01: "I 'Fluffed' it for him."
Friend02: "Um... I beleive he's 'Fluffing your pillow right now.'
Friend01: "Wah Teh Flek WTF???"
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
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Fluffing Bunnies

Girls use this term when they say the word fart. We all know girls dont actually "fart" but if they do for some reason they have to use this word instead because it sounds nice.
What the hell steph? Sorry i just farted. You mean you were fluffing bunnies!
by Brito17 March 31, 2010
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fluffing

Another way of saying fuck if you are infront of your parents or your grandparents or anyother authortity figure. =)
Stop fluffing me, you beezotch.
by Pistachio June 16, 2004
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Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"
Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"
by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009
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fluffing the sheep

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!
by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008
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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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