Flongus

A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.

Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"

by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013

flippitey floo

A highly exaggerated expression that shows complete bewilderment and dimwittedness.

Flippitey floo! The sky is falling! Are there any problems in the Exchange environment?

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.

'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'

by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014

floo powder

1. From Harry potter a magical powder used to magically transport you from chimmeny to chimmeny
2. Another word for another magic powder known as yao used to magically transport you to the clouds

Dude i just dropped an eighth of floo powder and when i woke up i was in some chinese ladies fireplace

by B to da Rizzle May 6, 2005

floob

1.
noun:
Nerd, Geek, Weirdo.

2.
verb:
Also floobin' - the state of being nerdy or geeky.

1. You're a total floob.

2. We were steady floobin' all night.

by killette March 31, 2005

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Flonky

A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.

“Bro you play too much , you flonky”

by Drewdidit March 2, 2020