Flex Tape

The creator and the destroyer of worlds

FLEX TAPE REPAIRS BOATS DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY PHIL SWIFT

by cyberbullychannelsarecancercae August 12, 2018

ford flex

Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.

Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.

I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex

by athena2013 July 10, 2015

Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.

Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016

flex tape

powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.

first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean

second person: *jumps off bridge*

by yatomeino August 13, 2018

Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.

To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

flexify

Making your object, packaging, person or personality more flexible. Add flexibility to and object, subject, topic or experience.

Flexify your product distribution. Flexify and enjoy the event.

by The ABZs May 31, 2018

Flexin on these niggas

Stutin /showing off making people sidh they could be you

I dont trip i just stay flexin on these niggas

by Crippercrushy2 September 1, 2018