flenge

for every day of your life, for every time you sin, for every moment of bliss and every moment of pain, flenge is there. when you act from love, or from rage, when you look to Allah, or when you look to darkness, flenge flows through you and everyone you know. when the people have been through too much and seen too many of their own crushed under the boots of the oppressor and rise up in the name of liberty and justice and a dream of utopia, and, yea, when hatred spreads through the crowd, and whispers become poisoned knives, and dictators rule with a fist forged from the worst of a man's heart, the stones and the rivers and the trees will sing of flenge. flenge was here before and will be here long, long after.

FLENGE

...for those oh-so-flenge moments.

"Damien! DAMIEN! come back here right now! oh my f***ing god! why are you so flenge?!"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED October 8, 2022

flangebuster

Somebody who spends their time hunting down innocent flanges with which to open further than they should.

A Virgin Fister. see also "man"

by saoihdsqidhwqnd May 1, 2005

flange plate

item of female anatomy used for the production of babies.

vagina

show me your flange plate

by dz9 July 4, 2008

Flange Shui

When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.

I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains

Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!

by Glenge January 24, 2011

flangaling

For one to finger any orafice while in a basement screaming "go away clown" over and over till they climax.

she was flangaling herself all night... now i have nightmares about clowns.

by jack Frost89 October 12, 2011

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014