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These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
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Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011
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Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019
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