Flaccid Beat

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Hazyboy Flacko

A rapper who needs the whole fire department to be put out for dropping fire music.

Hazyboy Flacko is dope
Hazyboy Flacko just dropped

by NGLGOD February 12, 2022

Flaccid

When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.

Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.

by thoroughlybred July 12, 2019

Flacid

A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

Ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid

by kingfloppymonster May 13, 2005

Flackets

General term for the beever blankets or fanny lips/labia beeversnatch

Look at the flackets on that!!

by Rod Johnson November 10, 2003

flack

Someone whose job is to represent an organization and answer questions about it, especially when something bad has happened.

They spent millions hiring flacks to improve the company`s image.

by Bere September 25, 2006

flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 9, 2010