flabbergasmic

an astonished response hovering between excruciating pain and intense pleasure

Pedro's reaction to winning the lottery was flabbergasmic

by drellaluna565 December 14, 2008

Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

Flabbergasm

When something so retarded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you orgasm

Dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm

by Howudern January 25, 2011

Fable 2

Sequel to the game Fable, coming out in October.

me: man i cant wait till fable 2 comes out!
friend: same, online co-op is gonna be sweet!

by fable 2 will be awesome August 22, 2008

Fable 2

A seemingly fun game at first, but slowly unravels into something awful. Expect constant glitching(My wife and family disappeared), god-awful jokes ripped from Monty Python(nothing against Monty Python), and the most terrible character morphing ever.

If by some insane decision, you decide to be evil, your character will look like a tauren from World of Warcraft. You start off as a kid with a mullet. The main villian is killed in one shot. No cutscenes, for better or worse. Most female characters will end up looking like a prostitute. Constant glitching. Mediocre character design. Terrible hairstyles apart from a couple. Money is so simple to get, I owned Bowerstone in less than two hours. Male characters look flat out mentally challenged(no offense to the mentally challenged). A female character looks like a gross butch if even a point is devoted to Strength. Upgrading Will causes blue stretch marks to invade your body. Children are useless, despite how cool they sound. Your character takes it's sister's death with a smile, and the list continues.

Nothing what Peter Molyneux promised. Most of what he promised is over-exaggerated from what it truly was. The first Fable had such a great story and beautiful creativity combined with well-place humor, while humor in Fable 2 is crude at best, and the story feels random and unfulfiling.

Fable 2 should never have been hyped up. The first Fable was god, and Fable 2 is a crude picture of god plastered with failure.

by RIP Fable July 2, 2009

Fable 2

A life changing experience in which you can kill entire villages of innocent people, have unprotected sex with random strangers, sacrifice innocent people to the shadows, get drunk as hell, have your kid taken away by child protective services, and lots of other fun stuff as long as you don't play the game like a pussy. (Dustin)

I would cut off my left arm, use it to beat my dog to death, and then live off of the remains for three weeks rather than quit playing Fable 2.

by helixed March 5, 2009

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009