Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Just so shocked and confused

Johnny was flabbergasted of the racist thing he just said

by Colin Ogle May 2, 2022

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Absolutely appalled

'I was flabbergasted by the size of the whale'

by SovietWizard December 8, 2020

Flabbergasted

When something causes a huge shock or surprise, the reaction you give is "flabbergasted"

When Nimisa found out that her grandmother forgot her, the only word to describe her at that moment is flabbergasted

by art3mis999 November 17, 2022