flabberjacked

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

flabberjazzed

adjective; the condition of unparalleled excitement, can be mixed with shock, outrage, horror, or anticipation.

"I was completely flabberjazzed when the saucy lady took off her shirt and ripped open her chest only to reveal an alien where her heart should have been."

by Grizzeny November 22, 2006

Flabben

A word used to describe suprise, dismay, or otherwise joy. Can be used in any context.

Hey Zelonius I went to the store it was flabben!

*smashes toe in door* FLABBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*friend pees on foot* what the flabben?!

by Doolas March 27, 2007

Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009

Flabbadactyl

A person who has an unnecessary amount of body fat (flab). Most Flabbadactyls have wing-like flubber hanging from their arms.

Person 1: Ew look at that guy's flab!
Person 2: He could be a Flabbadactyl!

Person 1: Eww Kirstie Alley is-
Person 2: A FLABBADACTYL!

by Dinoflab June 13, 2011

Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

flabbergasties

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe

Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.

by tanithlow March 2, 2016