Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.

That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.

by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion

"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"

by Tha Juggla January 4, 2019