Dick felt

Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you

Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.

by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016

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Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 7, 2022

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The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

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Felt That

a way of saying you relate to something, another way of saying mood

person 1: i’m dead inside

person 2: felt that

by mo the b April 9, 2021

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felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.

i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.

by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008

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Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

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