Federalsburg

A tiny (boring) little town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland where nothing ever happens. The most excitement that's happened here, is when they put up a Domino's. Pretty boring, if you ask me....

1: What's there to do here?

2: We can walk around town which will take about half an hour or so. We can go to the playgrounds or go fishing or chill on the railroad tracks near the marina.

1: Well that sounds boring. What do you have to eat around here?

2: Domino's, McDonald's, Subway, Cafe Milano's, some Chinese places....That's really about it.

1: Wow. Federalsburg is BORING!

2: You're telling me. At least you don't have to live here!!

by xXNikafaXx January 19, 2011

Februweary

The long slow slog through February leaves us all worn down and weary.

It has snowed more than 30 inches this Februweary.

by NeologianPJG February 20, 2019

Fap Free February

Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.

This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.

Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.

peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha

by ASecondChance November 2, 2019

February 22

Girls born on this day are the baddest bitches. They have control over every situation, hold their own are independent and are pretty.

Damn she's a baddie
Yeah she was born on February 22nd

by LMFAOBTHV February 20, 2021

february 26

the day in which all of the prettiest, funniest, hottest, smartest, and most capable girls were born. But this girls have two sides they can also be badasses and nasty bitches whenever they want. that is why they are so special and you are more than lucky if you have one of this in your life.❤❤

A:geez July is soo dam perfect, she is everything enyone would ever want to be!
B: well, she was born in February 26, what did you expect?

by piscesrocks November 21, 2019

february 23

National roll a joint day!! But dont have too much fun.

Friend:"what the fuck are you doing I thought you were sober?"
Other friend: "its February 23"
Friend:"hell yeah give me some of that"

by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 23, 2020

February 20th

Beautiful people were born on February 20th and is the best day ever people who were born this day are very kind and trustworthy they care for you just dont break their trust

February 20th is the best day ever!

by Have an amazing day October 13, 2019