Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

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Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

Father by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

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a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

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Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

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A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

Father by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

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“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

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