Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

Father by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

Father by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

Father by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

Father by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

Father by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

Father by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

Father by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022