by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016
Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.
Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 8, 2015
this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
by K-Bitch September 28, 2010
One kid: My name is finger!
Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
by FartMaster420Ho341938284738 November 21, 2022
by Snaretone88 September 9, 2022