False Shepherd

A false Shepard is a individual with only one plan in mind when deciding weather to befriend someone and added them to their flock, but only if they can gain something like power over those who he’s befriended, but once he’s done with you this false Shepard will cast you out with lies and spread these false image throughout the flock to make it seem like it’s for the “Benefit” of the flock but he no longer has need of you and so he’s making sure that you loose all trust with others in the flock and they are forced to cast you out because of his false ideas, And once you are gone he can lead his lambs astray and continue to do this throughout his lift or the life of the flock

Guy : hey many why do you never hang out with that group anymore

Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out

by Neon-Crape August 19, 2020

False Crack

A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.

Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"

Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!

He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!

by JLiRD March 5, 2007

False Flagging

1. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by pretending to be a member of it online while posting ignorant or offensive comments.

2. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by bringing ignorant or offensive signs to a protest and pretending to be part of the protest.

YouTube commenter 1: I hate teh joos and I also think Barack Obama is awesome.

YouTube commenter 2: Quit false flagging you liar.

by Isaac Clark March 6, 2010

false crack

A hard punch to the face. Used colloquially in Hawaii as part of the local dialect of pidgin English.

You betta watch yo' mout or you gonna get one false crack, bra.

It would be highly advisable if you were to choose your words with care, or else you will receive one false crack, sir.

by blastron May 13, 2005

False Positive

A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are

1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are

1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.

The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.

(slang term, queer subculture, noun)

"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."

by Miselaineous October 19, 2009

false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.

Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''

by Eric May 13, 2005

false metal

False Metal is a genre of music coined by the media (in various forms) as "metal" that obviously has no true connection to pure metal, or any of the "evil" found in metals like the metal of death.
Sugar coated and sappy, polished and clean, with emphasis on pop like structures, a marketable image, and a general aura of NOT being "devil music".
true metal, in it's various forms (most notably pure/power metal & deathmetal) has remained unscathed by the passing trends of various false metals, and will continue to thrive via integrity, devotion, passion and sincerity not found in any false metal acts!

in the 80's it was bands like Poison and Warrant
in the 90's it was Limp Bisquit, Korn, and Coal Chamber
in the 00's it was all of those "metalcore" and "screamo" bands.

who knows what pitiful False Metal trend is next?

by Adam Conrad September 17, 2008