failsplosion

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.

Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

by Fredrick von Winkle March 2, 2010

Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.

Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...

by nightcrawler0188 April 7, 2010

failsach

1) A person whom has the ability to fail, generally in the most epic of ways

2) A master of the fail

what a failsach

by sach32423 October 15, 2010

failsbian

a female who fails at being a lesbian

A lesbian who doesn't appreciate boobs, collarbones or hipbones is a failsbian.

by nutdizzle December 8, 2010

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

Fariss

Fariss is a sexy man who goes out with girls does his thing with them and goes.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.

Fariss is soo sexy he is the most handom Arab I have ever seen every girl would fall in the love with him the second they lay eyes on him.

by John clarker December 26, 2018

Fapsstain

A stain that which came from fapping

There was a fapsstain on my son's bed

by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018