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facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.
e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."
by MooseEyes March 16, 2009
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Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.
Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"
by HolmesCT March 15, 2010
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FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born
(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!
by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011
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Facemash

A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.
OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.
by LITTLE core December 26, 2022
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you good fahm?

Someone that is bad with using slang will often say this to try 'stay on the trend'. This is also a line in the quite-popular Sanders Sides series in the episode 'Dealing With Anxiety pt.1', which was made by Thomas Sanders.
Thomas: Maybe it's good to change something around once in a while!

Logan: No- I mean maybe- I don't know, you're confusing me! I think i have a vocab word for this *throws pieces of card around which have modern day slang on them* uhh- you good fahm?

Viewers: *facepalm* well done, Logan.
by Frappeix July 23, 2020
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gorilla facemask

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!
Monica had a hard time picking the pubes off her face after Aaron gorilla facemasked her.
by inthegooch December 3, 2007
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Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.
Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.
by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007
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