When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
Get the 1st Page Expertmug. A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
Get the Badger Expertmug. by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
Get the Potato Expertmug. She is a NN expert
by DidHarambeReallyDie September 15, 2021
Get the NN Expertmug. Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.
John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'
Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'
John-'Not like that, you nerd'
Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'
John-'Not like that, you nerd'
by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016
Get the Violin Expertmug. What!? AI OUTPERFORMS EXPERTS in predicting the outcome of studies!? At a rate of 81% to 63%!? But... They're experts!
Hym "Amd the large language model is modeled after MY mind! What is MY study prediction rate!? It's almost like ✌️✊️✌️experts✌️✊️✌️ are limited in some capacity! Like I'm some kind of genius and the experts... Are NOT THAT... Does expertise have limitations!? What is going on here!? I mean, it's ALSO outperforming doctors in diagnosing illness! That's crazy! Wooooooow bro! Woooooooooooooooow! Better that an expert, huh? That's a thing apparently! "
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
Get the Expertsmug. by Stillmethek September 3, 2019
Get the wallpaper Expertmug.