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excusecraft

When someone loosing in warcraft3 makes up excuses for his bad performance.
ROFL, STFU you n00b. AKOEAKO someone is playing excusecraft. I pwned jo0r shit n00b0r.
by x-pose September 24, 2003
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excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
by D rock 27 September 28, 2011
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excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 March 14, 2012
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Boogie excuse

Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.
"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"
by alexkingkong January 2, 2009
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fat-ercise

When a highly motivated fat person pursues physical fitness. Does not necessarily indicate a desire to lose weight, or a lack of aptitude in fitness activities. This activity has been known to shock innocent bystanders and stun haters into silence.
You can call it fat-ercise, but I call it lapping everybody on the couch.

That chubby chaser better get his running shoes on, because this BBW gets a lot of fat-ercise.
by MzLiz April 19, 2014
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Do what excites

When someone decides to send it in life and not give a fuck what other people think. Going outside of your comfort zone and pursuing your dreams.
Matt decided to send it today and do what excites. Then he got with that ugly chick from work.
by Tristan porr aguirre April 21, 2022
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excitement

the act of rapidly, sporadically wiggling your fingers together in a crazy fashion. usually accompanied by some weird ass face.
what are you doing with your fingers man?
excitement!
by kbombisforreal May 26, 2008
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