A person who stands in the middle of an escalator, not knowing that they are blocking it for the people who like to walk.
Person 1: I seriously hate taking the metro because all the escalumps make going down the escalator such a pain in the ass.
Person 2: Seriously.
Person 2: Seriously.
by Flywheel95 March 29, 2011
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A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*
Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.
Person: Don't give a fuck.
Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.
Person: Don't give a fuck.
by Frozen-Flame October 20, 2011
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On date 3, our escalation date, Erica and I decided to no longer date but start a real relationship.
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