Those most concerned about the reputation of the, or the state of being, English are ironically those not particularly obsessed with their nationality in any political, patriotic or aggressive sense.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
Contrary to popular belief, families in England of 'Anglo-Saxon' descent do in fact discuss means by which they might subjugate the Welsh, Scottish and Irish for the following few centuries; such is their pride and lack of shame at their long and devastating history of military occupation stemming from the early middle ages.
by Jobbit January 07, 2007
Best Country in the world by far. We had a big bastard empire sadly its gone. oh well. The Americans that think we drink tea are tossers watch Snatch or/and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels thats the accents some of us we're not posh!
American: Oh deary me i seem to have spilt my tea down me fetch Jeeves.
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
by FuturamaFry November 07, 2007
Part of a small island NEAR Europe, not part of it. While England is part of the European Union, it is not part of Europe and we do not use the Euro.
Most Americans believe that the English use nothing but the Queen's English, but the truth is that the majority of the British residency use poor spelling, grammar and diction.
England itself is made up of Council estates and chavs. We aren't obsessed with tea and crumpets, and the majority of Brits are not raging homosexuals, like some people believe.
England is also home to The BBC which is the best Television Broadcasting service in the world.
We also have the NHS and an obsession for watching men chasing balls, on a muddy pitch. This is known as Football (Not Soccer!).
While England is often considered superior, it is not. It is just better than a lot of other places :P
Most Americans believe that the English use nothing but the Queen's English, but the truth is that the majority of the British residency use poor spelling, grammar and diction.
England itself is made up of Council estates and chavs. We aren't obsessed with tea and crumpets, and the majority of Brits are not raging homosexuals, like some people believe.
England is also home to The BBC which is the best Television Broadcasting service in the world.
We also have the NHS and an obsession for watching men chasing balls, on a muddy pitch. This is known as Football (Not Soccer!).
While England is often considered superior, it is not. It is just better than a lot of other places :P
"iv dun nuffink rong coppa" - Example of modern English Dialect, spoken in England. This is often heard being said by youngsters on a street corner, in late hours of the evening.
by rgfdgfd March 30, 2008
A soviet, racial and pro nazi country. Full satan worshippers and whore houses. Bunch of gay fags who have no allies except for those they enslave by their ancient imperial ways. They are puppets to the US and like it. They don't care about anyone else but whoever is english. Their schooling is poor and will probably be taken over by the Scottish, Irish, and the Welsh for their tyranny.
English bloke: Hail Hitler!
Me: Hey england, this is for all the countries you have enslaved: cer at annwfn 'ch Saesneg asen chreuau!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey england, this is for all the countries you have enslaved: cer at annwfn 'ch Saesneg asen chreuau!!!!!!!!
by Spartan Warrior July 30, 2007
Terribly difficult to some up briefly:
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
by Isaac May 25, 2006
by Tabbarn April 15, 2015
A city that is loacted in the UK. It was founded in 2017 by Nick Crompton, he can rap and his collar stay poppin.
by silverwind102 August 27, 2017