Endless Vagina

A mastrubation technique in which you perform a hand-over-hand manuever on your penis as if you are squeezing out an endless tube of toothpaste. IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!

Omg the endless vagina rox my sox!!

by James Taylor Stretch November 7, 2006

Russian Endurance Challenge

A game that requires a matured penis that is capable of producing a visible ejaculation. The object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. The game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. The last person to ejaculate wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.

Carl: "Hey Frank did you hear Ryan lost that Russian Endurance Challenge last night?"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"

by Catherine McSwagger January 16, 2008

Endless bummer

a constant stream of shit being dumped on your head

"Oh man my dog just died, and i crapped my pants!"
"You really are living the endless bummer man"

by tom rees November 27, 2003

Enduvage

A situation in which you are driving an automobile where you see something that is not there or that seems to be something else. Similar to a mirage.

I observed an enduvage yesterday while driving to town: the mailbox on the side of the road appeared to be an ostrich.

by PM+EL=C January 25, 2009

Endumben

To simplify something so those of lesser intelligence can understand, to put in laymen's terms.

Can you endumben this for me?

She is not a Lawyer, please endumben for her.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Endurance Insurance

Horrifyingly terrible or insanely boring images used to last longer during great sex

Dude, I just saw your grandma naked. I'm going to have to use that for endurance insurance.

by enfueg013 June 17, 2012

Endurowack

The act of prolonged masturbation. Masturbation as a form of exercise. Endurance training for masturbation.

I skipped the gym today, and had to settle for a endurowack.

by Sirhcmarak February 15, 2014