Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

empersonation

The act of pretending to be an emo boy whilst trying to pick up girls on Gaia.

Empersonator: "Hey i'm Matt Johnson and I have cool stuffz on Gaia."

Me: "No you arent Chris...will you cut the fucking empersonation out."

by John Bernuckle March 21, 2008

Emerson

Literally one of the funniest people you will ever know. He's sarcastically rude, but he's cute. He's actually really kind, though he gets in trouble most of the time. And people will probably fall for him, even guys. But sometimes he's a douche.

Girl: " Who would be a great guy to date? Maybe a funny one?
You: Emerson.

by Alecuwu March 29, 2019

emmersen

Emmersen is an independent girl who doesn’t need anyone’s permission to be herself. She has no shame and will do what she wants when she wants. She is a mastermind when it comes to hiding her emotions. She knows exactly what to do and say to make people believe she is okay. Emmersen has the biggest heart and will care for you like no has before. She will let you know that you are loved and never let you forget it. She is very straight forward and has no filter. Don’t ever lie to an Emmersen because chances are she already knows the truth and is just going along with your lies to watch you dig yourself into a deeper hole. Don’t cross her because she can be one evil bitch with no hesitation. If an Emmersen comes into your life keep her!

If Emmersen was mine I’d be the happiest person on earth!

by Chelsea2446 January 29, 2020

emerson

an emerson is the kind of person who will send memes back and forth with you all day. they will send you the most relevant memes specifically found for you that they have hand picked out.

if you meet an emerson keep them forever they are so amazing.

but emerson’s are also gamers and love to just chill and vibe out with you.

girl 1: woah this guy sent me the funniest meme and it is so me!
girl 2: woah, he must be an emerson

by clouddreamer July 4, 2020

Emerson

Smallest penis ever, is a little pussy

Emerson is mentally retarded

by 836w72 January 28, 2019

Emerson

The fattest of all the fat shits

Hey bro It’s Emerson isn’t he really fat

by Xx_69_420_69_xX November 8, 2019