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Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.
J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.
by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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Einstein

The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways

1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent

2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot

3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance
"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"

"Look, it's Einstein!!"
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einsteins idiot

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.
einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"
by nebisjammin January 8, 2021
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Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question
"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
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Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .
"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"
by Cryzaak May 18, 2021
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