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My eggs

Similar to My Bones!, My Eggs can be said in a variety of situations to convey anger, dissapointment, surprise, disgust, etc. as well as actually something to do with eggs
"My eggs!" - after finding your family laughing at your expense

"My eggs!" - after falling over

"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased
by Jankulovski March 23, 2009
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eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this
by ryan July 22, 2004
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Eggo

Eleven's favriote food.
by doityouwont! December 14, 2017
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frothy dick eggs

Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.
I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.
by benaud July 5, 2010
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porn & eggs

A Burning Man theme camp that is inclusive to everyone, except single males.
We all went to a party at Porn & Eggs last night, but when Charlie came later, he wasn't allowed in because of the 'no single males' rule. Too bad, because Charlie is an incredibly cool person who brought our camp together in the most selfless way. And because he didn't have a chick on his arm - Porn & Eggs told him to F off.

Now that's what I call 'radical inclusivity'. Yay Burning Man.
by spikenmike September 3, 2009
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Kill it before it lays eggs

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
by NIS May 10, 2013
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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007
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