Eggowich

A breakfast sandwich in witch you use eggo waffles for the buns instead of a English muffin or bagel. usually with syrup, eggs, sausage and or bacon. what ever tickles your fancy.

bro 1: dude you should make me some of your tasty eggowichs tomorrow.
bro 2: maybe if your lucky home slice.
bro 1: dude make me one or i want let you play black ops zombies with me

bro 2: alright fine il make you one.. douche...

by Daveeddd December 1, 2010

egotastical

One who is consciously aware of a large ego and accepts and is even proud of it. Combination of egotistical and fantastic.

I made out with three dudes at the party last night and they all wanted to sleep with me. Aren't I awesome? Egotastical, I know.

by misspoet96 January 24, 2011

Egotestical

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Egotheism

When one's description of God (as an entity) follows the exact same political and social opinions of the solitary worshipper in-spite of whatever scripture, dogma or gospel they claim represents God. Not to be confused with God Complex.

"So if Anthony the atheist does not believe that God exists, did he 'reject' her even if she does exist? No. All God would need to do is show up and ask Anthony in person for him to accept. Or perhaps Theresa the theist described God inaccurately. Is Anthony rejecting the real God, or the inaccurate portrayal of God, which doesn't actually exist, even though she does? In all accounts, Anthony is not actually rejecting God, and in all accounts, Theresa would have no reason to feel rejected at all. So why then does the theist typically show the classic signs of rejection and even misuse the word 'rejection' when encountering an atheist? Because 'God' IS Theresa. The believer IS God. Your relationship with God is actually a profound dynamic relationship with the self. With your ego. It is why God knows you so well. It is why his opinions are so often your opinions, and why a different believer of the same god as yours can claim that he agrees with God's opinions, but not yours. It is why God seems to very real to you because he IS real. He IS you."

-- DarkMatter2525 describing Egotheism in "The Real God: An Epiphany"

by The Logical Fallacy April 8, 2019

egotarian

A person who eats other peoples egos.

A powerful person who stomps on other peoples egos.

will is an egotarian, he uses his vast knowledge gained from wikipedia and urbandictionary to prove other peoples knowledge wrong.

by i hate trains November 8, 2007

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Egotourist

The uber-rich or famous, who visit Africa pretending to see the wild and that they care about the environment, but only stay in 6-Star accommodation in urban areas for fear of not being featured in the newspapers.

Are you sure I'll get media attention if I stay in your hotel? Don't confuse me with an ecotourist. I'm an egotourist.

by Oddbloke August 7, 2008