Educational Among Us

Educational Among Us is a common school practice (Mainly Used by Teachers) to make your students with no fucking knowledge hyped for a game they always play. It is used a lot nowadays, The Game Or if you even consider it a "Game" Will either include a paper worksheet or if you're in online school they will give you a shitty web game quiz to who's the impostor. The reason why this is shitty is that some websites profit off the game or just steal its contents from the main game, It is not fun you know why? You answer some fucking school-related questions. Schools mainly need to stop this because this is just making the game much worse. We didn't ask for this shit? Some of the web games are just one of those stolen Virtual Escape Games But coded differently (Some Are Made by Other Creators without stealing the assets from the steam game) Overall if you're a teacher and if you make your students hyped up for these games, Just stop You're not fucking funny or fun at all. You're literally just making the game again an online torture chamber, Just like school.

Teacher: We're about to play Among Us Students so get ready!
Student 1: Oh god not again why these shitty virtual escape games man!
Student 2: I am not even hyped up for this shitty Educational Among Us Game.

by Cheese Stick Lord. March 18, 2021

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011

British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

by EnglishFag June 11, 2016

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018

Department of Education

The totally not corrupt department of the US government that spends a quarter of their budget on what they're actually supposed to. They enjoy wasting money and paying their workers and investments nothing. They're so surprised that when they do nothing to improve themselves and only say so that nothing changes.

The Department of education doesn't give a shit.

by Terraman60 October 15, 2019

guerilla education

noun. The process of educating people about something under the auspices of helping them with something unrelated. Or in other words, tricking people into learning.

I see so many searches for the Crazy Frog on Limewire that I've started labeling my Miles Davis mp3s as 'crazy frog (rare remix)' to give the kids a little guerilla education.

by Seej August 30, 2005

Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.

Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

by Carl Willis May 21, 2004