such a loser, the type of bloke to play golf and abandon his friends due to him playing golf that one-time type of bloke to shaves his head nonstop usually shy

Ed: nah can't come playing golf with the fellas

Me: oh

ED by wordbrother August 21, 2023

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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them

"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."

Ed by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

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Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

Ed by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

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