everclear

195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.

My roommate drank ten straight shots of everclear last night, and now he's not waking up

He's dead, you dumb fuck

by CO1115 December 26, 2006

best band ever

Something that will never exist, especially given the fact that everyone thinks that thier own personal fave is "teh best band evar!1!1!!1!one!".

"Hi. I am a random urbandictionary.com user and I think that _____ is the best band ever."
"Wrong."

by nikkan_hanil July 29, 2004

The Best Word Ever

See:Fuck

The word that can describe any emotion possible

1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel

ex.

#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever

by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021

ever what

Another way of saying "whatever" to provide added emphasis showing that you don't care.

Ever what!

by blarghvierdes July 21, 2010

ever the

saying something you're not

like I'm not broke. Or I'm not your sister

ever the broke
ever the sis

by fLyingpancakd July 17, 2017

everbeer

everbeer is a concoction devised of 1 shot of everclear and a full busch light, chugging it then screaming EVERBEER!!! possibly resulting in throwing up in your friends kitchen.

some dude just took an everbeer drink and passed out after throwing up on his girlfriend

by Doug Sampson November 9, 2010