ebay

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ebay

The place where sad, bored housewives go to pass the day instead of doing their house work.

I'm too nice to be rude.

by The Geezer July 23, 2003

Ebay

a place where your clientelle is a bunch of stupid people.

you can have this almighty mint cent, complete with abraham lincolns head engraved on it for just 1 dollar. act now and you can have a hundred of em for 3 easy payements of $50.

i got this penny on ebay

by mstrofobvious April 3, 2009

Ebays

(Could be written as Ebaes as well)

An eboy and egirl couple.

God: I saw the ebaes/ebays in the hallway
Jesus: ikr they exchanged sweatshirts and scrunchies I'm so jealous
God: ikr I wish I was in a ebae/ ebay relationship

by Trebla nietsnie August 25, 2019

eBay

An online e-commerce website than enables a user to trade their 'unwanted goods', that would frankly, before 2005, be found at the local charity shop or landfill site.

"I found a used condom on eBay, it was only 1p so I decided to bid on it and guess what?

I AM CURRENTLY THE HIGH BIDDER!

by merrymuppets October 21, 2012

ebay

A mythical place of great magical power.

Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." said Jace.

Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.

"Selling them on what?"

Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power

by Lbmarch December 12, 2009

eBay

when you don't want to know about other people's shit, their problems, that they're trying to dump on you

don't eBay me, I've got enough shit to deal with as it is

.. does it say "eBay" here?!! *points to forehead*

by grimy_hose March 21, 2005