bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.

Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!

by KY Kid June 26, 2006

shit eating grin

The smirk on one's face that makes you want to punch it.

Larry thinks he's funny with his shit eating grin.

by capnbarfy October 14, 2011

eating sushi

The taste associated with doing the honourable thing to one's lady.

She'd danced all night and with no chance to shower... its was like eating sushi off a barbershop floor.

by Neil H May 26, 2004

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

sleep eating

A derivative of sleep walking but actually getting out of bed when sleeping and going and getting a snack.

guy1: hey man wake up
guy 2: What, what's going on
guy1 you’re sleeping on the couch covered in potato chips
guy 2: OH I must have been sleep eating

by deck man January 12, 2006