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Dumpster Fire

Slightly better than a Train Wreck. In
live music or theatre, an inept, poorly
executed performance or problem plagued
situation usually caused by poor planning,
bad luck, incompetence, unprofessional
behavior, etc.
"How did your friend's band do last night?"
"It was a Dumpster Fire. The
singer was drunk and forgot lyrics, the
lead guitar and bass player argued and
fought all night and a stage light fell
and destyoyed the drummer's floor tom..."
by CarvinLB70Guy March 30, 2009
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[dumpster slut]

A slut who sucks dick behind a dumpster, films it and sends it to her Aunt Tilly in Minnesota as a get well gift.
That chick is a dumpster slut! Her video beat Paris Hilton's.
by Rick Von Shit October 22, 2008
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dumpster puppy

Dumpsters puppy refers to the act of taking a shit in the middle of the night in a back ally trash can.
Ronny: Oh man I really need to take a dump, but the line for the bathroom at this club is so long.
Donny: Easy just go lay dumpster puppy.
by Cernem January 15, 2017
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Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.
Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.
by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020
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dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.
Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!
by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007
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no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.
Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"
by Nick D August 13, 2004
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Dumpster Butt

Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.
During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.
by Douglas Zimbah December 9, 2008
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