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I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
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While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.
Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011
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We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.
I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.
I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.
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