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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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Monkey driving a watermelon

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
by V4LK February 10, 2021
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Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight
Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight
by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020
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Driving Ghetto

Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.
Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.

Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.

On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010
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Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010
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driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.
After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.
by PeeBee February 17, 2004
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