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Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche
That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...
by bigggslim March 16, 2011
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doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.
by Pariselle February 21, 2010
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doucher

Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.
After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.

Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.
by Marcus Dee Williams March 5, 2011
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douchervention

1. When a women's friends tell their friend it is time to stop seeing that douche bag.
2. Also when a women's friends open her eyes to a douche bags behavior.
So we all had a douchervention with her last night. We told her he is a loser and has been hitting on all of us.
by darlingdear December 17, 2011
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Douchely

The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.
"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013
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douchey gifter

1. An asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
by Master domer October 27, 2014
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doucherama

A party or any other event consisting mostly of douchebags and their female counterparts (douchettes).
Everyone is full of himself at this party. This is a total doucherama.
by decomposer917 June 4, 2015
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