Douchenozzle

Someone who is either a bitch (in person or behind your back), an asshole, stuck up, too serious, judgmental, jealous or snotty

I would go to the party next door but my neighbor Debbie is a douchenozzle

by Billzonwheelz June 17, 2015

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016

Douchenozzle

The art of being a stupid ass fuccboi

Drew: did you notice that Alex is making some really bad decisions lately?
Andy: yeah he's being a real douchenozzle

by Beckylemmesmash April 28, 2017

Douchemire

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

Douchenigger

A nigger that is simultaneously a douchebag like pick a struggle nigga damn.

Look at that fucking douchenigger.

by Ballsohardtheycallmenutsack May 20, 2025

the douchening

When a modest, respectful guy has sexual relations with a girl and transforms into a disrespectful douche who is hated by his previous friends.

Man, my friend hooked up with this girl last night and it seems like he already went through the douchening.

by Zoltorion October 2, 2016

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023