dortch

shitty; the antithesis of that which would merit a "big up"

"Big dortch on that squid"

by bruv_commander69 May 11, 2009

dortbord

A filthy bitch who'll let ya horse it in her any which way you want.

"I was at the club the other nite, met this little blonde thing and went out the back alley, ride her up the ass then smacked my bodger round her jaws, she friggin loved the dortbord!

by Dockslide McGeown April 22, 2009

Dorts

Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.

I just made myself some dorts in the forest.

by bacon99 July 31, 2017

dortNAY

A brittney who has been dorkified and or confused with a brittNAY

you stupid dortNAY! whyd u wear that skirt?

by brittney0326 June 15, 2008

Dortel

Simply an adorable dork.

Aww Jeff tried to dive for that ball but missed, he's such a dortel.

by Inga_da_sexyy August 26, 2013

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016

dortent

A word created for no apparent reason what so ever

The vocab this week is dortent

by Brian Thomas June 6, 2016