Diabetes

a disease some fat guy on a horse talks about. he usually pronounces it diabeetis

"with this new testing device diabetes is a piece of cake"

by iuog34hgtipoh3iughrioghop3jg3o June 22, 2009

Diabetes

Jake paul

Man dat foo on the interwebs is diabetes.

by Donald Caillou January 14, 2018

Penial Diabetes

Diabetes in the penial region, most common in Asians.

Brendan: "Yo, lets invite that guy to the party"
Toon: "Step off nigga don't go close, that asian has mad penial diabetes"

by Toon Muldooner September 7, 2008

Diabetes

Diabetes is a disease that either means you take tablets or you have injections everyday around 4-5 times everyday. You also have to prick your finger and put it on a strip. It is NOT contagious or disgusting. I have diabetes and i am proud to say that I have it and if any one is mean to me about it, I don't care because I've had it since a young age and it just makes me and diabetic people stronger!

I have diabetes and need injections.

by Katrina74 October 5, 2017

Attention Diabetes

Similar to the commonly known diabetes however the seizures are caused when the person suffering from the condition attention levels get too low.

No one is paying attention to her! She suffers from attention diabetes and is about to have one of her seizures!

by Dr. LOLgasm January 1, 2011

Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018