hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014

Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.

I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.

by scorallys January 18, 2010

Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse

Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"

by Mav72 November 29, 2022

chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Dublaney Doorknob

a bad bitch who dont need no man.

hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!

by nebula nebula May 16, 2019

Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010